Capitalist Star Trek: teleportation costs per gram. Scotty finds he can save millions by omitting poop, which falls to the transporter pad.
@mogwai_poet They cycle it into the replicator subsystem, thus creating a market for replicated food that *wasn't* made from molecularly reconfigured poop.
@mogwai_poet "Oh, you want some non-fecal Earl Grey. That's gonna cost ya, Cap'n."
@mogwai_poet Can this be a hashtag or something?
@Kunoichi The Capitalist Star Trek hash tag? A good idea!
@mogwai_poet You should know that I laughed at this toot so hard that I cried.