If there's an afterlife I want it to include access to statistics about every aspect of my life. For example: number of people I met; how many of each animal consumed; total time spent sleeping; number of dogs pet; etc.
@CaptainVideo Now that I think about it, I think I've probably only said aubergine once, though I've definitely said zither a handful of times. Whether I've ever actually pronounced aubergine correctly is a different story :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
@Pizzazz Think about living your life sequentially. 100s of hours of brushing your teeth onto 100s of hours putting on socks onto 1,000s of hours applying red body paint.
@ispaul I'd be interested in watching a lifetime's worth of myself waking up every morning in sequence. It'd be like that guy who took a picture of himself every day for (eight?) years but hardcore and much groggier.
@whoisrobert@ispaul Honestly, it provided the same effect. The agonizingly slow transformation from no beard to beard with pathetic moustache is really something.