I wanted to create a funny toot about falling asleep in my cereal but alas, I have no cereal
@aemarc No one does. I just read that cereal isn't a thing anymore. The Paleo and anti-carb trends have impacted sales.
@Maniactive that's so interesting. I pick it up on occasion but forget about it before I finish the box. It's just a lot easier than toast sometimes.

@aemarc I quite agree. I understand that cereal is making a comeback, but not as a breakfast food. More like a stoner snack.

I'd like to see Kellogg marketing adjusting its commercials accordingly.

@aemarc *Throws down pen, grabs keys and sunglasses, and races to corner supermarket for some Cookie Crisp.