Almost forgot I had D&D this afternoon. Would have been awkward, as I'm the DM.

Follow up! Half the party had to cancel, so the rest of us hung out and played Joking Hazard and Dixit.

Next week, every monster gets an extra hit die. Mwahahahahahahaha.

(Maybe. I'm actually a pushover DM)

@Dylanabbott heh, it'd be just one big dungeon with no traps, all creatures have 1HP, there's a million GP on a cart with a pony, and everyone levels up twice, even the bloody cleric.