PoxOn this day some number of years ago you came hurdling into our shared existence. It was a dark time for all involved as the cavernous depths of your birthing canal was home to many sentient beings and without you there to provide nourishment they wilted and faded away into nothingness, or some such shit. Really I dont fucking know. I'm just grinding down the character count right now and its just taking my fingers a while to get to the end here. Really, fuck birthdays.