The courage to lie to your lover.
The courage to betray your friends.
The courage to be a lazy bum.
The courage to admit defeat.
#Nisemonogatari

You guys make up some more.

The courage to send me anime screenshots is what you all need.
The courage to follow me.
The courage to toot instead of working.
The courage to watch anime.
The courage to not get in the robot.

The courage to post pineapples.

:pineapple:

The courage to watch Video Game Dunkey play Nier: Automata.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlSpfIx3wIA

The courage to accept the label of shitposter.
The courage to not be an ally of justice, but justice itself.
The courage to fail at being human.

The courage to TOOT in front of your family and friends.

Litterally.

The courage to not let your unfunny joke die.
The courage to be ignored by so many people.
The courage to think that there is a delay so people will see this toot way later, or the courage to lie to oneself.
The courage to take candy from a child.
The courage to find an excuse to strip naked.
The courage to find an excuse to toot more.
The courage to forget what you were about to toot, but toot anyway.
The courage to fool everyone by making them think that you're looking for an excuse to strip naked but you've already mustered the courage to be naked a few hours ago.

The courage to admit that the courage to toot :pineapple: gets you more followers than the courage to make you my followers.

Also, the courage to put courage into courage.

The courage to forget the original meaning of the word courage.

Also, the courage to make you forget that anything that comes after courage is supposedly a bad thing, which was originally my point.
To make you think that it was a good thing.

Muahahahahaha!

The courage to probably get blocked by all the people I've successfully annoyed with courage.
The courage to tell him that the world is gonna roll him and to remind him subtly that he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
The courage to think that your tap water is leaking when it is actually your notifications that are flooding.
The courage to not toot for 6 minutes.
The courage to watch hentai next to your grandmother.
The courage to これが重要なtootだと思うようにする.
The courage to be lazy enough to not make up a new sentence for everyone of my followings that is going to sleep in order to wish them a good night and sweet dreams.
The courage to eat something that has been in your fridge long enough that it has changed color.
@Azurolu Tu t'amuses bien ce soir.
@Asriel The courage to do something fun while watching anime.