Mastodawn

Just realized I can toot about brands and none of them will know, and there's no algorithm that will promote anything at me!!

I ENJOY THE STAR WARS MOVIES

SOMETIMES I GO TO MCDONALDS AND I NEVER FEEL PARTICULARLY GOOD ABOUT IT

I REALLY DISLIKE DOING LAUNDRY

@Aros You'll love doing laundry again with #Tide brand detergent!

@kashra I can't believe the mastodon #Tide spokesperson doesn't even have a profile image set, jeez

@Aros I do too! But mastodon isn't very good at syncing profile pics across instances.

@kashra OH so you do, if I load your profile in a new tab. Is this just some ploy to get me to sign up for your instance, kashra

@Aros You found me out. I want your orc nudes on my server.

@kashra 🍈🍆