@dpreacher If you by "Why" mean why Mastodon doesn't work, then that's because this phone was low-end when it came out. It has 120MB of storage for downloaded and upgraded apps, for photos you need an SD card, it has about 300MB of RAM and 600 or 800MHz processor. And runs Android 2.3.3, so there is no Mastodon client that works, or the browser that can load Mastodon at all!