aunt loud ✅ [super sic]"i can't squat my username globally and if i move to another instance i lose all followers, this sucks!" has to be one of the worst takes
yes, securing identities and impersonation are problems, but being able to jump between servers freely is a feature. be a person, not a globdamn #brand
you, extremely dumb: anime avatars, telling me about email
me, an englightened being made of pure intellect: um actually social media is about follow counts and nothing else, you fools https://awoo.space/media/kUU1aVZkQjE3jHaEjVQ
oops i checked that dudes profile and yup its blocking time
imagine your ego was so small you had to constantly brag about 'being one of the first 140 people to join twitter'