"i can't squat my username globally and if i move to another instance i lose all followers, this sucks!" has to be one of the worst takes
you, extremely dumb: anime avatars, telling me about email
me, an englightened being made of pure intellect: um actually social media is about follow counts and nothing else, you fools https://awoo.space/media/kUU1aVZkQjE3jHaEjVQ