My Harry Potter federation explainer:

Your instance is your House at Hogwarts. The local timeline is a common room shared with the other wizards in your instance.

The federated timeline is the dining hall, your instance + people from other instances, but not the whole wizarding world.

Then the dark Memelord rises & Shitposter.club* dogpiles the Hufflepuffs & @[email protected] has to die & resurrect in an overt Christ analogy to save Mastodon.

It kind of got away from me at the end.

*any reference to Shitposter.club is purely fictional and intended in good fun
And *of course* I typod 'Mastodon' lol
@frankiesaxx CAN WE PLEASE STOP USING POTTER FOR AN ANALOGUE TO ANY REAL-WORLD SCENARIO PLEASE. Not to say it's not a pleasingly elegant shoehorning - it really is, kudos! - but, you know, c'mon x
@Matt_Muir Haha. The Devil made me do it.