Human bodies are so stupid...
I can eat a cracker and my glucose levels go into low earth orbit while my oldest brother in law can eat a literal bacon-steak (10oz slab of bacon cooked like a steak) and his arteries laugh.

Hmm...on second thought, maybe I need to eat bacon-steaks instead of crackers. 😐

@TheSeaonion where can one acquire these bacon-steaks.............?
@darksim905 from what I've been told - a restaurant in Boston has them as an appetizer. (I'm going to road-trip it eventually)
@TheSeaonion I left Chicago recently & didn't even experience anything delicious in Chicago. I'm kind of sad after seeing someone have amazing pizza at the airport.
@darksim905 Yeah that's a must for me when I do travel - have to try some kind of local foods.