Say that about O'Reilly and we'd have a good laugh, I'm not complaining but y'all need to figure out that sociology is a scientific field and that you need to make studies to get hired.
(I'm kidding, don't put yourself at risk. There are people who do it but you probably need a proper introduction to this before risking your freedom and your chances to get a job. There are probably PDFs everywhere on the Internet, anyway)