So, French Humour - lesson one:
The joke about le camion (the truck)
Find a nice woman and ask her :
- "Dis camion !" (say truck)
So, she answers:
- "Camion !" (truck)
Then, you push her breasts saying "pouet ! pouet !" (toot toot).
Ahahah ! Funny isn't it? It is not the end.
Then, she asks you:
- "dis pompier !" (say fire truck)
You answer:
- "pompier" (fire truck)
And then she takes your balls and crush them screaming "PINPON PINPON MOTHER FUCKIN PATRIARCHAL MORON !"
AHAHAHAH !