codyApr 6, 2017
Gargron: Hello, Jack.
Jack: Who are you?
Gargron: I am the Author. I created the Mastodon. I’ve been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably CEO. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant.
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Jack: Why am I here?
Gargron: Your Nazi-problem is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Internet. They are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.
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@valarauca1 do you have the matrix script memorized or something?
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@kodo @acw Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time I've posted this copyposta, and I've have become exceedingly efficient at it.