MASTODOPERATIVES

My flight to London is about to depart SFO. While I am in the air, please examine the first character of every Mastodon git commit, which forms the base16 encoded address for a security deposit box in Geneva. It contains the plans, passports and equipment you will need to overthrow all other social networks by the time I land.

Good luck! Mastodon Victorious!

DON'T DISAPPOINT ME.