Nerds! I need a cosplay idea that I can assemble by myself in two weeks for less than $100!

I've been invited to the renfest, and I want to be ren-fest-y.

@ajroach42 Cave-dwelling holy hermit dude. All you need is a loincloth, and if there's any change back from your $100, maybe also an impressive wooden staff. Download a free Duolingo course in profound gibbering. Oh, right -- Scraggly beard: priceless. Yer all set.