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josef
today i opened a kitchen cabinet and accidentally hit myself in the face with it, which hasnt happened since january
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Jeezy Peeps
Apr 4, 2017
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i beaned myself in the noggin with a frozen steak the other day
it hurt
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Eugen Rochko
Apr 4, 2017
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days since kitchen cabinet: 0
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Erin [inactive]
Apr 4, 2017
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ITS BEEN
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Erin [inactive]
Apr 4, 2017
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i just realized theres a double entendre here <dies>
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Randall P.
Apr 6, 2017
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You should work on that. Great pic, by the way.
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