To some of you:

Do y'all just not sleep? Is it drugs? Are you using the drugs?

More importantly, can I HAVE some of the drugs?

@Fist_of_Bob Green Tea, specifically the one that's grown in the shadow. And a tea kettle with temperature regulation and brew timer, and a place to store the leaves for a second flush.

Caffeinates just right, and doesn't dehydrate as much as coffee.