Doctor Doom :skull_crossbones:@path I am enjoying your avitar. It is a doom octopus? Perhaps bent on evil and destruction? It is terribly cute, yet somehow evil yes?
Path@DoctorDoom exactly what I thought as well. if you've not seen my Twitter account, I have a slight obsession with cephalopods
@path Fascinating creatures. Hmm, and very intelligent. Yes, perfect.
Do you suppose they could be trained for an army? Asking for a friend.
Do you suppose they could be trained for an army? Asking for a friend.
@DoctorDoom perhaps but they have an escape impulse so I would expect them to bail eventually
@path This would be troublesome to my plans.
@path I mean my friends plans!
@DoctorDoom indeed, are difficult to control
@path It appears you have powers of persuasion over these cephalopods, you would be a powerful addition to my legion.
Seriously, we have medical benefits. Might even skip the HR process If I could get them to put down the red tape.
Seriously, we have medical benefits. Might even skip the HR process If I could get them to put down the red tape.
@DoctorDoom medical you say...You have my attention
@path I have several hospitals under my control. The staff are really quite nice when they aren't trying to escape.
@DoctorDoom maybe we just need better security
@path Yes, this is an excellent plan. a perfect fit for your hench men, er hench octopi? What is the politically correct term? I'm terribly sorry if I have offended, please don't go to HR.
@DoctorDoom sectopi will work *hang up phone*