So, before things grow too big we've got to set the record straight :

I toot/I tot/I have tot ?

@Cesarow *tooted ? maybe not ?
@Mii I don't know :/ @sn00c's version actually seems quite legit
@Mii @Cesarow I had thought about "tooted" but is sounds off to me...
@sn00c @Cesarow Maybe Tooted much ? ;)
@Cesarow I toot / I toot / I've toot
@Cesarow I toot, I have tooted, I am tooting seems logical. Also sounds silly enough that any nonsense isn't taken seriously. Just can't imagine a news organisation reporting about Trump's Toots.