what if colonel volgin called his dick "the shagohog"

@FragileVal You know what?

I bet he would have.

He totally, totally would have.

@FragileVal (you know, if he didn't like...get blown up in it at the end)
@Nine fuck, what if Sokolov named his dick the shagohog

@FragileVal At first I was like "yeah but he hated making that thing" but then like I read up on it and he felt no shame for it only that it was used for war the way it was (like, why even make the thing then, dude, jeez), so I bet he would have too.

what if like, Volgin and Sokolov found out they each named their own junk the same thing

and that's why Volgin really disliked him? like, a There Can Be Only One thing?