@fillertrack @winemom @HTHR We have a wife and children at home. We work hard.
@dennys @fillertrack @winemom wait i'm confused, are you a straight guy or
@HTHR @winemom @fillertrack We have no gender or sexuality. Denny's is a loving restaurant chain that welcomes all.
@dennys @fillertrack that's the thing, y'all have no specific identity other than "strange benevolent corporate presence" so your every move feels like it's scripted. dammit a chain should thrive on its food not its ability to follow a milquetoast shitposting script
it ain't your fault specifically as a human but your company's policies at large seem like you're just attempting to imitate the feel of a waffle house without understanding why it feels the way it does
@HTHR @fillertrack Why not both? ha ha :)
LB: a lil bit of masto history from last time The Brands showed up; this is how you show them the door
@technomancy Are we for sure the account is actually from Denny's? I don't see anything in its' descriptions that makes it seem authentic to me.