kara
this is why i will never be a successful games critic https://mastodon.social/media/trOj8iYCuHnS5Kexd-4
Jul 25, 2017 at 9:18amWeb
Show thread🛄 chitter.xyzJul 25, 2017
@takaeri I think it would be a good review site if all of the critics devolved consistently into deathbound nihilism
Show threadkaraJul 25, 2017
@Efi "the game revolves around the catchings of colorful creatures known as pokemon. it's fun and engaging; however, what is life but the catchings of colorful memories as we march ever-onward to the grave? 6.5/10"
Show thread🛄 chitter.xyzJul 25, 2017
@takaeri I love it
Show threadkaraJul 25, 2017
@Efi i try my best in this transient existence
Show thread🛄 chitter.xyzJul 25, 2017
@takaeri I enjoy anything that distracts me from the impermanence of this mortal coil <3
Show threadkasran, fourier transfemmeJul 25, 2017
@Efi @takaeri "what is your opinion on recent ethical controversy in the practices of game journalism websites?"
"who has time for that?"
"...ethics?"
"no, game journalism"
Show threadkaraJul 25, 2017
@typhlosion @Efi "what is the point of investigating ethics in games journalism when we're all desperately engaging in corporate-influenced flights of fancy in order to distract ourselves from the inevitability of the grave?"
Show thread🛄 chitter.xyzJul 25, 2017
@takaeri @typhlosion "game diem"
Show threadkasran, fourier transfemmeJul 25, 2017
@takaeri @Efi carpe ludum sieze the game amirite [constantly buying new games to fill growing void in heart]
Show thread🛄 chitter.xyzJul 25, 2017
@typhlosion @takaeri no, that's hedonism, you're fired
Show threadkasran, fourier transfemmeJul 25, 2017
@takaeri @Efi you fool, that was my plan all along. asceticism is the path to true enlightenment [falls into an open manhole arbitrarily]
Show thread🛄 chitter.xyzJul 25, 2017
@typhlosion @takaeri should have chosen to fall in a girlhole, amirite
Show threadkasran, fourier transfemmeJul 25, 2017

@takaeri @Efi th-th-th-that's lewd

also my legs are broken down here

Show thread🛄 chitter.xyzJul 25, 2017
@typhlosion @takaeri *drops you a sandwich*
Show threadkasran, fourier transfemmeJul 25, 2017
@takaeri @Efi all things come alike to all: the clean and the unclean. my fate is as this sandwich