generalizations about your operating system:

mac: overpriced proprietary everything, but the Aesthetic Is So Clean™
linux: you get to be an annoying elitist so have fun with broken sound and/or wifi
windows: [literally go to any tech forum and ask a linux user for their opinion on windows]
gnu/hurd: what's it like in the year 3896
android/ios: {TO SEE THIS REMARK PLEASE VIEW THIS ADVERTISEMENT OR PAY $5.99}
tails os: you are an online drug dealer or worse

@typhlosion IRIX: you paid $400 for some workstation Pixar used because you think it's cool
@Zeether @typhlosion AIX: [Cue Frank Sinatra singing My Way, getting vaudeville hooked off stage.]