1993: on the internet nobody knows you're a dog
2017: the NSA is confused and concerned by your continued very public claims of being a dog
@typhlosion Nah - they know me pretty well at this point and they're used to it...

@typhlosion 2027: dogs working as NSA codebreakers

they call 'em codebarkers

@VoxSomniator @typhlosion

CODEBORKERS: THE STORIES OF DOGGOS WHAT BORKIN' CODES

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2021: the HNNSA needs to talk to your dog about federal charges

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1993: on the internet nobody knows you're a dog
2017: the NSA is confused and concerned by your continued very public claims of being a dog

*Cough* @eurasierboy *cough cough*

@typhlosion

2020: Defiance through compliance leads to "pure data" crisis. It's a mess. Everyone's a dog on the internet now. Corporations and secret labs are tired burning money on training their algorithms with poisoned data, give up on the idea of Big Data world domination, and recalibrate goals towards "world dumbination"

https://media.ccc.de/v/34c3-9281-tracking_transience

Tracking Transience

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@typhlosion Over under on the NSA having more than a few furries in house?