2017: the NSA is confused and concerned by your continued very public claims of being a dog
@typhlosion 2027: dogs working as NSA codebreakers
they call 'em codebarkers
CODEBORKERS: THE STORIES OF DOGGOS WHAT BORKIN' CODES
2021: the HNNSA needs to talk to your dog about federal charges
1993: on the internet nobody knows you're a dog
2017: the NSA is confused and concerned by your continued very public claims of being a dog
*Cough* @eurasierboy *cough cough*
2020: Defiance through compliance leads to "pure data" crisis. It's a mess. Everyone's a dog on the internet now. Corporations and secret labs are tired burning money on training their algorithms with poisoned data, give up on the idea of Big Data world domination, and recalibrate goals towards "world dumbination"