“D.C. Police Agree To Compensate District Resident Handcuffed for Playing Star Wars “Imperial March” Theme Near National Guard Troops”
https://www.popville.com/2026/06/dc-police-compensate-district-resident-handcuffed-playing-star-wars-imperial-march/

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