This lil fella found its way into my collection. Folks of Fedi, I would love your suggestions for a name. What should I call this new friend?

#CW Picture of a rainbow penis plushie and some framed art with rope

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@h3mmy my humble name recommendation is Sir John Phallustiff.
@h3mmy dicky!
@h3mmy ok, i've been told by my friend i'm not original, they suggested : "mr. cockel-doodle-doo"
@h3mmy Richard of York (for the Dick/ROYGBIV pun)

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Big Heat

Like in ye olde Hula song of the same name

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It's lil Petey Johnson!
@h3mmy They have made the penis cute! 🥰 😁
@h3mmy As a reference to a silly romcom "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" I propose Princes Sophia.