cons of mastodon:

- can't spell "cyber" correctly on the first try anymore

- dating websites look useless compared to all the cute people on my timeline

- guilt when I have to fight kobolds in a D&D game

- my cat is developing even more of a superiority complex due to her online fanbase

@rak just say it's the british spelling
@squ1rrel @rak unless speaking to a British, in which case just say it's French Canadian, eh

I'd only date a website if it had a strictly moderated comment section. #dealbreakers

@rak