Mastodawn

i like how this wikipedia introduction is dripping with spite

In April 2026, Larry was observed still performing his duties at age 19 by catching a mouse.[19]

@whitequark
Well, at least someone at No. 10 is.

@whitequark *This* is the sort of thing that should be in the citizenship tests.

@whitequark this is my favorite shade in a Wikipedia article

@whitequark or maybe it's flirting, idk

@ldcd so the cat kills neoliberals?

@whitequark let him have a shot at it. He can't be worse than Truss or Starmer.