Asakiyume"You know what they say: a man's root cellar is his #dungeon"
"What are you talking about? There's no saying like that! Who even has a root cellar these days?"
"I do. I have a root cellar."
"But you don't use it as a dungeon, right?"
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"You don't use it as a dungeon, right?"
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"Okay: who are you keeping in your root cellar?"
"... Look, it's not a big deal. Just an ivory-billed woodpecker and a black-footed ferret."
"An extinct and nearly extinct species?!"
