"I'm not sure I want to get locked up in a #dungeon cell," the Hero said.
"It's really quite traditional," Kaygore said, "If you go in without a fuss, I'll let you keep your sword."
"Well, that might be useful," the Hero said. After another moment's hesitation he stepped into the cell, and resisted the urge to spin around when the door clanged shut behind him.
"Right then," Kaygore said. "Dinner will be at 6:00 PM, and breakfast will be at 6:00 AM."
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“Don’t I get an hour a day in the exercise yard?” The Hero asked, feeling a trifle ill-served when Kaygore laughed. “I suffer from Seasonal Affect Disorder, and will become quite depressed without daily sunlight!” he called out as Kaygore continued away.
He sat down on the stone slab that seemed to serve as bed and bench, feeling rather put upon.
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He had been there about 45 minutes, and was NOT considering the best way to use his sword to commit suicide, when the door clanked open and the Demon Lord burst in with Kaygore, the Maid, and several of the Hero’s friends and acquaintances.
“Happy birthday!” They all called out in unison.
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Philip Brewer