I swear to fuck, #IrishRail would have the dalai lama strangling people from the stress of trying to get home on public transport.

And you scuttering gobshites aren't helping. Don't drive your truck into 600 volt powerlines. Don't lean your bike against the sign banning bikes on the train. Don't leave your fecking backpack on your back when you decide not to wait for people to get off the train before you shove your way on you fecking disgrace.
IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING DIFFICULT.

#mastodaoine

@markdennehy ah but it seemingly is, as I’m reminded every time I take the train.