Mastodawn

The Superhero Academy officer looked from form to applicant.

"You can predict when a cream pie will hit you?"

"In two minutes."

"OK. Wait in the next room."

The officer looked at the next applicant.

"You a mimic? You look just like-"

"My twin."

"Ah. Says here you can materialise cream pies?"

@MicroSFF I'm not proud of the fact that it took me a few seconds to realize that this is just playing on innocent slapstick themes.

@chrysn I don't write many of that kind of stories, to be fair.