France: A nuclear power reactor had to shut down because the river that cools it is too hot (28C!), the Louvre shuts early because its climate control can't handle the afternoon heat from its patrons, and people are drowning in rivers trying desperately to cool off.

I wish I was reading these things in a Michael Crichton novel, not the Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jun/23/heatwave-france-spain-italy-europe

France records hottest day ever as 40 people drown across country

National weather service, Météo-France, says Tuesday was the hottest day since measurements began in 1947

The Guardian
@timixretroplays only 1 nuclear reactor is shut down out of 57, and 2 slowed down. Your writing makes it worse than the reality.
@uncycliste good spot, thanks - I've updated the post to reflect that. Good thing I'm not a journalist
@timixretroplays @uncycliste and for the people who drowned, most went to unsafe river streams where it's specifically forbidden to swim or bath due to the very nature of the water (rapid flowing rivers, sinkholes, rapids etc.)
It's french people at their finest: "it's forbidden but I'm so more clever than the others (no) so it can't happen to me. Anyway since it's a national authority that issues the interdiction, I must trespass".
Sad but #darwinawards contestants for sure...

@SuperDocteur @uncycliste I don't think this is just a French thing - putting a theoretical Australian slant on it, I can see people going "it got a bit hot so they went for a dip in the river, bloody typical".

I don't think being desperate for a reprieve from a heatwave has a nationality. Thinking back to my worst summer here, in a concrete block of an apartment with no fans, no aircon, and windows that didn't even fully shut, I might've have gone and jumped in a river too if one was nearby.

@timixretroplays @uncycliste

Living in the hottest place on the french map these past days, the ppl you see jumping in hazardous wate rstreams are not desperate they are just dumb and think that it is summer fun time a bit early and that there is no harm in jumping in an unknown remote unsupervised river or waterway...

But no, never would they think that they are bad swimmers unfit for livewater diving & swimming...

I wouldn't do it and I'm quite a good swimmer.

This is an education issue.

@timixretroplays @uncycliste

And by education, I mean both parents not explaining the risks and neither supervising their children in such a situation but also the last few governments failing to teach safety and swimming habits to young pupils as it was done in my time (i'm not so old (I hope :) ) but yet...).