RE: https://mas.to/@carnage4life/116805678805782983

#AltTextBoost a sanitation worker hangs off the truck, sliding along the road and puddles like waterskis. He hops off the still moving truck running at a full tilt grabbing trash bags along the road, catching up to the truck, throwing the bags in, and resumes sliding with the truck. Clearly breathing heavy but seemless, and a small celebration at the end.

Now someone edit the trash bags into tech corpo CEOs please.