Absolutely. Listen up, people. It is deeply irresponsible and unamerican to vandalize our historic national monuments. These are not just random swimming pools and empty buildings. They are priceless treasures - part of our shared history - and DO NOT BELONG TO YOU. These structures belong to all of us, including future generations of Americans. It is absolutely unacceptable to damage them irreparably, just because you want to make some sort of stupid political statement. Stop. Just fucking stop, you dimwitted, flatulent clown. These actions alone should put you in prison for the rest of your natural life.

There. I did it, Laura. I don't think Trump and his J6 MAGA militia will listen though.