Never thought I'd say this, but I like being a #granny.

I like pulling a batch of snickerdoodles from the oven just as my grandkids arrive.

I like socializing street animals at the county shelter.

I like sardonically glancing at my book group ladies over my reading glasses.

I liked my office network informing me in advance that I'd be "retired early."

And I loved stopping by the break room before my exit interview and putting a drop of [redacted] into the boss's mug. Poor boy, keeling over of a heart attack right in a client meeting. Stress will kill you.

Yes, I like being a granny. No one suspects you of anything.

#microfiction