Welcome to 2026. Your average morning headlines:
- That TV show you love is cancelled
- That celebrity you like is, unfortunately, a transphobe
- Record storm and/or heatwave somewhere in the world
- Computers are worse & more costly than even one day before
- Cat photos tho

@vampiress

Computers are only worse if you run software that's worse. 🐧

@argv_minus_one “more expensive” also adds to “worse”

@vampiress

Yeah that's true.

@argv_minus_one (I actually was going to write hardware costs but you gotta trim somewhere or your shitpost is a novel)

@vampiress @argv_minus_one

They're also worse overall tho. They're all adding AI and tracking software that can't be removed and such.