Wandered into my local pub the other night with some friends to play pool. Some local guys had the table before us. They expected a group of girls to be bad at pool.

When I start cleaning up, they're staring at me.

"How long have you been playing pool?" one asks.

I reply, "Since Duke Nukem 3D."

@vampiress learned with a shotgun ya friggin softie
@vampiress "Hail to the queen, baby!"

@Dionysus @vampiress HA! I was gonna say "let God sort 'em out", but yours is obviously better.

God, the hours I frittered away on that game...

@vampiress

My late wife was really good. I worked in a pool hall/tavern with real pocket tables that you rented by the hour. I had to get at least halfway decent or she wouldn't let me play with her and her friends.

@vampiress Same here, but nobody ever wants to play a round with me, they back away when I pull out my shotgun. Quite weird