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Glinda the Good, what can I do ya fo-- oh goodness, British children! Third time this week.
Look my dears, I know the movie is very--ehem--🎵 pop-u-lar 🎵 but, nonetheless, according to the 1905 Barrie-Baum Accords, British children *must* go to Neverland. Only American children can go to Oz.
What's that? Oh, no my dear, you can't go to Narnia any more. Why? Well uh, spoiler alert, 7th book. Now begone, before somebody drops a house on you!
(seriously, that happens a lot around here)
[first published December 2024]