Emil Jacobs - Collectifission
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@collectifission even the heatwave knows better than to fuck with the Gauls
Third spruce tree on the leftAsterix and Obelex In The Land of The Climate Change Deniers
<its just indominable Gauls thrashing tech-bros and Republicans for 45 pages>
Oh look its Saminix Altamatix, chief of the Openaieatum.
"Hey guys, I've trained my Ottomaton to play the lyre like Cacaophonix-"
<crushed by a menhir>
@tezoatlipoca @collectifission that one wasn't even because Cacaphonix sucks, it was because it was a mockery of a Gaul and they couldn't stand the disrespect
@reiddragon @collectifission Thats one thing I did appreciate about the villagers - they all despised his music, but if anyone else picked on him (or anyone else from the village) they would thrash the crap out of them. "Noone picks on our bard except US!"