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GARFIELD DEAD!

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@mcz what the fuck

@prahou Not sure if this is an expression of confusion or a request for an explanation

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Tomáš 5h ago

@mcz it'll probably ruin it, but explain pls

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mcz 5h ago

@prahou Unbelievable

Husband in a pickling jar

He became so wonderfully [[[small]]]

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mcz 5h ago

@prahou The text is about insanely jealous Franciszka [sic] Vega, wife of Javier Vega from Mexico. She couldn't stand the thought of Javier looking at other women, so she poisoned him, embalmed and miniaturized his body (she studied works of a chemist from Borneo - Pablo Salas).

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Tomáš 5h ago

@mcz how did she miniaturize him....?

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mcz 5h ago

@prahou

"For twenty weeks she bathed his body in a special chemical mixture, prepared according to Salas' recipe."

The text also says it was a "huge 5-gallon (around 20 liters) pickling jar"

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mcz 5h ago

@prahou it's from "skandale", polish tabloid from early 90s, most of their weird stuff was translated from something like weeklyworldnews

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