TFW you are so desperate for compute, that you're reading a public Atlassian #Confluence instance to find the magic serial console parameters to gain access to the machine.

Confluence sucks internally, but as a public form of documentation - WTF?

@thomrstrom I used to get mad about stuff like this but then I realised it’s just a symptom of how badly we fucked up the “peer publishing” aspect of the web, making the idea of regular people sharing things they write completely unpossible. I guess a public Confluence instance is just an extra-loud cry for help?