CUSTOMER:
“I still don’t understand.”

PRODUCE CLERK:
“You see sir, they are simultaneously grapes, and yet not grapes.”

MANAGER:
“Get back to work, Schrödinger.”

@UncleDuke1969
All you get are the seeds and stems. That's why they're so cheap!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh_fUHi67I8

Commander Cody & The Lost Planet Airmen- “Seeds and Stems (Again)” LIVE 1971 [RITY Archive]

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@UncleDuke1969 It's just an empty bag! I'm not falling for that again!