Saw #MastersOfTheUniverse.

I am not sure I can describe watching that movie.

It's not good. But it's funny? Specifically, campy in a way not many movies are.

It's aware of the He-man is gay meme, and almost every joke is sexual.

It's Everything is Gender and Everyone is 12: The Movie, but that's the butt of the joke. I don't think Pete Hegseth would find it affirming, even though I don't think he could understand why because hot muscled white man wins battle.