Building a Soviet Nail Factory: how KPIs killed efficiency. A story that I often tell. It is now old enough to not upset my former colleagues. https://vincent.bernat.ch/en/blog/2026-kpi-goodhart
> they asked to do the same for the next year
WTF
"OK, gimme double the people".
Seems like we were colleagues for a while, but I was in Sophia (2011-12). I don't remember much of KPIs at the time, but my French back then was terrible (I learned it while on the job, no the best experience :)
@vbernat
> Orange wanted to know if this team was performing well, so they asked for KPIs
they're gonna use time from ticket submission to a deployed server, right?
...r-right?
> They decided to use the number of tickets completed in a year
