Putin’s Puppet the Pedophile threw himself a pathetic 80th birthday party.

America reached peak circus this weekend in honor of the pedophile-in-chief’s 80th birthday. He created an embarrassing spectacle of our nation’s capital, transforming the White House lawn into a fratty UFC and motocross Klan rally.

But despite his best efforts, the weekend culminated in some great birthday gifts for the rest of us: the Knicks won in five on Saturday, TFG’s name was removed from the Kennedy Center, algae bloomed in his newly-painted reflecting pool, and the universe plagued the White House with thunder and bugs. Karma’s a bitch. 😘

👉San Francisco residents line up to form the word “Epstein” on the beach on Trump’s birthday https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZit3mBARwD/

👉A judge ordered TFG to stop removing civil rights and climate change info from national parks https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/judge-orders-signs-exhibits-slavery-climate-change-re-installed-parks-rcna349889

👉Projection calls out UFC event as ultimate Epstein files coverup https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZl5HBjTLxT/

👉Corruption of UFC event runs deep, since UFC is owned by TFG’s friends, sponsored by the president’s Truth Social, and streamed on Paramount+ https://www.tiktok.com/@harryjsisson/video/7651442166241266974