Them: "Hey, How are you?"

Me: " I'm alive"

Them: "Well that's a good thing. At least your not a zombie"

Me: "I'd rather be a zombie or something like that"

Them: "Why?"

Me: " Because of the way the world is right now"

Me: (deep in thought. I think I'd like to be a vampire, Sleep all day, stay up all, live in a secluded castle and basically live by myself)