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DC Comedy Writers: Malpractice

Icebreaker: Worst Things You Could Hear From a Surgeon
“Let’s aim for the liver.”

“I wish I had GPS for this procedure.”

“The sutures are not exactly my best, but I’m practicing.”


Exercise: Rejected Medical Advice


“If symptoms persist, stop thinking about them.”

“Take two of these and pray.”

“Don’t use the creme. The rash may be trying to communicate with us.”